…in the future that you won’t know how to operate.
It’s round and flat. Many buttons, none of which I know what they do. It’s a black color when it’s not white. There’s a single light that befuddles me that turns red and blue depending on the button. Sometimes, it makes a loud beeping sound and other times there’s a static burst. Once I heard voices coming out of it but they were speaking a language I’d never heard before.
I was convinced that it was some kind of communication device, but then it opened the garage door and cooked my microwave burrito, so now I’m even more confused. The more I played with the mysterious device, the more confused I got.
After it unleashed a nuclear missile into the middle of Finland, I decided that maybe it was time to stop fiddling with things I don’t understand. Last time I checked, they were still looking for the people responsible. So I was with you the whole time, alright?
Behind the Random: This one was a hard one. I’m not much of a tech head and tend to avoid devices that I don’t understand, which makes a hefty number. Give me a couple more years and I’ll be a complete Luddite and the most advanced tech I’ll own is a Lite Brite and a super bouncy ball.
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