- Buy a house for Aunt May
- Take tropical vacation with Mary Jane (sans supervillains)
- Get Jonah to print something nice about Spider-Man
- Web Logan’s motorcycle to the top of the Empire States Building
- Give Doctor Doom an Atomic Wedgie (Does the doc even wear underwear or does he go commando?)
- Teach Hulk proper grammar. From a distance. A vast distance.
- Shave Osborn’s head. Seriously, that hair.
- Find out who the heck Deadpool is actually talking to. Actually, maybe I don’t want to know.
- Do my best not to get shot into space or sucked into another alternate dimension/alternate reality.
- Alternatively, discover a reality wholly populated by redheaded supermodels. (If you ever see this list, MJ, I’m totally kidding…)
- Never get cloned again.
- Go at least one week without having to repair or replace my suit.
- Grow a kick-ass goatee like Tony’s.
- Find out who this Stan Lee guy really is.
Behind the Random: I imagine, Spidey being the prankster and mischievous hero that he is, he would have quite the comical bucket list. On the downside, his lifestyle means that death is always right around the corner. However, with the odds of actually staying dead pretty poor in a comic book universe, he’ll always have another chance to finish his list. At least until sales drop too low.
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