…on the street where you grew up.
They were the Killops. They lived down the lock from me and my family at the end of a little cul de sac. Their house was a big brown old looking building with a long garage that ramped down to a massive garage. In their front yard was the biggest pine tree I’d ever seen, though I was still young at the time and didn’t know what a pine tree was so it really could have been average size.
Mr. Killop was a big man with more to his gut than he had on his head. He had a great big nose that would turn red when he laughed and little eyes that almost glowed when he got excited. Mr. Killop liked to tell jokes that no one ever got and he would poke them and ask if they got it before doing this huge laugh.
Ms. Killop was a lot like Mr. Killop. She was big and round and soft with big glasses and hair that was actually fake. More than once, a mean kid would snatch it from her head and run away with it and she would give chase after them, making all sorts of threats. She always smelled of strawberries and bug spray, which is a very odd combination.
Their daughter, Maria Killop, was a teenager when I met her. She didn’t really like kids and we didn’t like her so we stayed away from each other. She didn’t look a thing like her parents, being tall and thin and having curly red hair. We used to joke that she was adopted and she was actually an alien left behind by her kind for being too annoying.
Adrian Killop was the middle child. He was okay sometimes. Other times he was a monster. I guess it depended on the time, the day, the position of the sun, and which way the wind blew. He was a husky kid with no neck and short dark hair, Adrian was destined to look like his dad when he grew up. Poor kid.
Then there was Jordan. He was shy and didn’t really talk to people much. A bit of a mama boy, he would go crying to her everytime he skinned his knee or bumped his head, which was actually a lot since he was very clumsy. The only person I knew who could fall up the stairs while going down them. Still, he was a nice guy and never said anything mean about anybody.
The Killops place was always doing something. Every month, there would be BBQs or movies or game nights. I can’t count the number of times I was in their basement playing Clue or Trouble or Monopoly (or trying to anyways. It really isn’t a game a bunch of kids should be playing). Everybody on the block loved the Killops.
So it came as a surprise when the cops were there that autumn night. Police tape seperated us from whatever happened inside. No one ever told us what really transpired in there. All we knew was that the Killops were gone.
Rumors spread like wild fire. The Killops were part of the Witness Protection Program and their cover was blown. They were illegal aliens and immigration was coming for them. Maria really was an alien and her kind came back and took them all as pets. They never really existed at all and it was a group hallucination induced by a leaking gas line. Whatever the reason though, the Killops were never heard from again.
Time went on and I moved into my own place on the other side of the city. Whenever I came back to visit my dad, I would look at the Killop’s house. No one ever bought it after that. It had stayed empty the entire time, even after all these years. Dozens of ghost stories were attached to it and kids dared each other to break in all the time. Over the years, the house has fallen into disrepair. The windows were all broken and the shingles falling off. It really did look like a haunted house, especially at night when the moon was just right.
It’s been almost 25 years now and I still wonder whatever came of the family that lived down the street.
Behind the Random: First off, there was no Killop family that lived on my street. Any similarities between people living, dead, or fictional is all in your head and should be disregarded like the last homeless person who asked you for change. Secondly, I thought this one was going to be a pain in the butt then I realized I’d misread the topic. I had thought it was about a family that lived ON the street as in being homeless and such. Still, this one required some on the fly improvisation, so it was a fun exercise in being whimsical.
And yes, this story was intentionally made to be a mystery. At no point did I intend to reveal the final fate of the Killops within this post Maybe a jerk move on my part though…