First and foremost, I use comedy. Whether it’s reading humor columns or watching a funny movie, that’s become my safety blanket. And the more serious life gets, the more I joke. It’s a combination safety blanket and shield.
Of course, my cynicism is a boon as well. By playing the part of the pessimist, I always expect the worst possible outcome. This works two ways: First, if I’m right then I’m mentally and emotionally (and sometimes even physically) prepared for the coming failure. Second, if I’m wrong then that’s just a happy happy surprise made all that much more happier. Yay!
Sometimes, I use books, movies, and video games to distract me from the mundane and murderous moments. The more fantastic the story, the less life can bury me with its smothering wickedness. Escapism at its finest.
When things become near unbearable, I completely retreat within myself. Reality becomes a thing of myth inside a legend that I only hear in hushed whispers. There, I am lord and master of my domain and nothing truly horrible ever befalls me. It’s a world that has served me well in the past and will undoubtedly again in the future.
Behind the Random: Are these healthy ways of dealing with stress and failure? Aside from the humor, probably not. Avoidance and hiding never really solve any problems, but (and this is a pretty wide but) it has worked to allow problems to move on by themselves. Like a turtle in his shell. Problems are still problems but no longer my problems.